Many times in the past 7 years I have thought about this certificate. I got this "award" in seminary my senior year with the seminary council. Why? I really couldn't tell you. But it might have to do with my relatives being bald. However, this "award" has haunted me since the time I recieved it. I have checked weekly for signs of a receding hairline. While I may have lost less than a cm, I have wondered when the magical day will come when it comes out in clumps. There have been a few times where hair has been lost from my head, but those time really only come when I have a stressful test and I am readily pulling it out in clumps.
Now, this certificate does say "MOST LIKELY" to go bald. That means I do need to know if the other members of the seminary council have gone bald or not... so I need everyones help. I need to know if Alan Marvin, Kurt Renlisbacker, Joshua Jones, or Preston Neilson have gone bald. If you know, or have seen them lately, please, leave a comment and tell me if they are shiny on top. If none of them have, well, I just might still be the most likely to go bald.
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